not the brightest bulb...

One of our lovely clients made the news and will make the paper tomorrow morning.

Why you ask? Because he decided to light himself on fire...and is now burned over 60% of his body. The police and the news are saying that he might have been trying to burn his house arrest ankle bracelet off, but well...that doesn't make a lot of sense. He knows full well that if he wants the bracelet off...and plans on running, that a pair of scissors cuts it off.

Who knows why he did what he did...all we know if that he poured lighter fluid on himself and lit himself on fire.

Brilliant, eh?